December 12, 2024
Retired Rocker Goes Off His Rocker; Harangues Everyone about Vinyl Records Article by Roy Thomas Padgham EDVILLE—As a former recording artist who scaled the heights
A new low for the Queen’s English, say grammarians Article by Shirley Stickle PRAGUE—The Prague Linguistic Circle has declared a day of mourning to commemorate
How to Bamboozle Your Parents into Giving You More Screen Time Article by Dick Badger EDVILLE—Kids, the “experts” are back. You know what that means.
Cattle & chickens don’t care Article be Edna Farmer EDVILLE—Well, we had a meeting of the full editorial board on Bertie’s patio Wednesday, when the
“We’re loathe to impugn your aesthetic sensibilities… but…” Article by Edna Farmer EDVILLE—Well, I got an awful lot of mail in response to my piece
IKEA’s “Buy Back” Program a Boon for Marriage Counsellors & Truck Enthusiasts Alike Article by Ingmar Grön STOCKHOLM—Back in 2019 IKEA announced that it was
Meet the motley crew responsible for all the laffs You may be wondering; what in the h-e-double hockey sticks is the Edville Gazette? Well, we
From the Archives | Crocodile Rockin’ Article by Shirley Stickle EDVILLE—Well, dear readers, I may not be the largest fan of reptilian pets, especially when
Potty Training Cows Mark Scientific Breakthrough Article by Holly Honeychurch Did you know cows can be potty trained as easily as toddlers? Maybe even easier.
Kids’ Corner | The Virtues of Volunteering Article by Dick Badger Now, normally I wouldn’t use the kids’ space to plant an idea in the
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